What's Funny — аккорды для гитары
Аккорды:
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My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strapon,
[D] [G] [D] [G]
It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strapon,
[D] [G]
So put your cell phones to vibrate,
Bm A
And put your vibrators to cell phone mode,
[D] [G] [Bm]
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this,
A
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
[D] [G] [Bm]
Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this,
A
With a rap a dist and a,
[D] [G]
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss,
Bm A
Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.
[D] [G]
I got a show that'll test ya kids,
[B] [A]
Then ask one question and the question is,
[D] [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
Oh, Humor is often linked to shared experience,
D
Like a guy gets up and says,
G
"have you noticed that public restrooms have
Bm A
really inefficient hand dryers,
[D] [G] [Bm]
Oh my god, yes I have, HА HА HA,
[A] [D]
Really good point, they should fix that,
[G] [Bm] [A]
Its good to know that somebody finally gets me,
[D] [G]
because my wife divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
Bm A
to lose all sense of self.
[D] [G]
So its nice to think about hand dryers
Bm A
and not that cheating whore,
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
[D] [G]
If you're an asian comic just get up and say,
Bm A
"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent"
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then just do, a chinese accent,
[G] [Bm] [A]
because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
[D] [G]
Because they privately thought that your people were laughable,
Bm A
And now you've given them the chance to express that in public,
[D] [G]
If you're a musical comic, just give 'em a little
Bm A
weird voice inflection
[D] [G] [Bm] [stop]
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
[D] [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop]
TOURETTE'S!
[D] [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
And the audience says
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys,
D
Now I'm older and bolder,
[G] [Bm] [A]
And just get mad 'cause i notice that the keys are to a Hummer,
[D] [G]
Fuck my life I don't fuck my wife,
Bm A
so fuck my wife and fuck my life,
[D] [G]
and my son is gay, but not sitcom gay,
Bm A
My daughter's a whore like another girl who used to be her mother,
[D] [G]
But the marriage made her miss merry americana,
Bm A
I want a teen without screaming prima-donna,
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
But the radical feminists made my wife a man,
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
And if I die happy the situation will be autoerotic asphyxiation,
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
I hate my life and it hates me back,
D
and my friend is black,
[G] [Bm] [A]
but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him...
[D] [G] [Bm]
"Yo whatup Jamaal?",
[stop] A
Even though his name is Steve,
[D] [G]
I Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
Bm A
Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it,
[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma,
[A] [just strum angrily a bunch of times]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards
are low enough to fuck me....
.....
[D] [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop]
*pop* It's a boy!
[D] [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
D A D
Hopefully this