Red Back On The Toilet Seat — аккорды для пианино
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C F
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night,
[G] [G7] [C]
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite.
F
I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground,
[G] [G7] [C]
that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found.
C F
I rushed in to the missus, told her just where I'd been bit
[G] [G7] [C]
she grabbed the cut-throat razor blade, I nearly took a fit.
F
I said, "Forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please,
[G] [G7]
'cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse
C
than the disease."
Chorus
F
There was a redback on the toilet seat,
C
when I was there last night,
[D] [D7] [G]
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite.
C F
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight,
[G] [G7] [C]
and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night.
C F
I can't lie down, I can't sit up, I don't know what to do,
[G] [G7] [C]
the nurses think it's funny, that's not my point of view.
F
I tell you, it's embarrassing, and that's to say the least,
[G] [G7] [C]
'cause I'm too sick to eat a bite, while the spider had a feast.
Chorus
C F
And when I get back home again I’ll tell you what I’ll do,
[G] [G7] [C]
I’ll make that redback suffer for the pain I'm going through.
F
I've had so many needles, that I'm looking like a sieve,
[G] [G7] [C]
and I promise you that spider hasn't very long to live.
Chorus
F
There was a redback on the toilet seat,
C
when I was there last night,
[D] [D7] [G]
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite.
C F
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight,
[G] [G7] [C]
and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night.