Dear Penis — аккорды для гитары
Аккорды:
D
G
A
Main Riff:
e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|
G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| x2
D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|
A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|
E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|
(Continue that pattern the entire way through song,
you always strum D four times, except during the first line
of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice)
Verse
1:
[D] [G] [A] [D]
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
[G] [A] [D]
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
[G] [A] [D]
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
[G] [A] [D]
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
[G] [A] [D]
Thats all we needed to get by
[G] [A]
Now it seems things have changed
D
And I think that youre the one to blame
[G] [A] [D]
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
Verse
2:
(he sings)
D G A D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
[G] [A]
Cause when you get to drinkin',
D
You put me places I've never been before
[G] [A] [D]
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
[G] [A] [D]
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
[G] [A] [D]
Come to terms with truly how we feel
[G] [A] [D]
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
[G] [A] [D]
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
[G] [A] [D]
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls