Down To The Old Pub Instead — аккорды для укулеле
Аккорды:
G
D
C
Em
B
A
E
Down to the Old Pub Instead
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by Stephen Lynch
from ^УSuреrнеrо^Ф (2002)
Got this from another site, but the words were incomplete so i filled in the
gaps...really good song! another irish classic lol! sorry the formattings a bit
screwed but thats how i found it. Credit to: Jon Cutright
not me!
Intro
G ^Ц D - C ^Ц D
Verse
1:
[G] [D]
Lad iт^Тs your duty to find you a lass
C D
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
[G] [D] [C] [D]
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
[G] [D]
Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
C D
When her river runs red then she starting her flow
[G] [D] [C] [D]
And iт^Тs called menstruation and heres what I means to you
Em C
You will notice her bloomers are spartie? At first
[G] [D]
Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst
Em C
So dоn^Тт be afraid it’s a natural thing
[G] [D]
Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
C
Put the old linens on top of the bed
C D
get out of the house and go down to the old pub
[G] [D] [C] [D]
instead.
Verse
2:
[G] [D]
Sне^Тll retain her water her breasts will be tender
C D
And every third word that you say will offend her
[G] [D] [C] [D]
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
[G] [D]
And sне^Тll want to make love if you do you’re a fool
C D
Cause уоu^Тll only end up with a bloody ol’ tool
[G] [D] [C] [D]
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
Em C
And sне^Тll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
[G] [D]
But son iт^Тll taste like some old rusty coins
Em C
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
[G] [D]
And drop to your knees say a prayer to st pat
C
Then не^Тll give you the strength to get out of the bed
C D
And for Irеlаnd^Тs sake go down to the old pub
[G] [D] [C] [D]
instead.
Verse
3:
Em C
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
[G] [D]
When the mооn^Тs full and the girls are a bleatin
Em C
The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
[G] [D]
The pub is the place when lady is raggin
C
So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
C
That as men folk we dоn^Тт have to bleed from our cocks
C
And that we can escape from the lady in red
C D
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub
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B]----------3-----
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A]----2-----------
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instead.